Excitement is at a fevered pitch around the ‘Holy Communal Center’ as the 50 chosen wives ready themselves for the largest marriage ever seen in the mountains of Nevada at the ‘Church of the Anointed Chicken’ .
Each of these brides have had private interviews with Our Glorious Leader in the past weeks. They have decided to use fellow brides as their own brides maids. There appears to be some type of color coding to their dresses to further aid in the coordination.
The Honeymoon with Our Glorious leader is estimated to take 10-14 days where the blessings of matrimony and spiritual consummations will take place. As quick as 10 days if the doubling-up goes as planned. Fourteen days if those plans fall apart.
Additionally, there is the every other Tuesday where Our Glorious Leader needs to report to the parole office as long as that previous problem with a 12 yr old remains an issue with the courts.
Blessing to all these future brides and praise be to Our Glorious Leader, the Anointed Chicken!
Can I join the clan?
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