Recognizing an opportunity when he sees one, Leroy ‘Big Daddy’ Chicken has gathered a group of committed, self-proclaimed Cuomosexuals to be exhibited at the I LOVE NEW YORK CONVENTION (the State, not the city),

“Look… ahhh… Here’s the deal… I mean… ahhh… c’mon man… Give me a break. My girls are happy to be whatever you need them to be. You want ’em to love street signs? You got it for the right price. Now the big thing is these people who are in favor of the Gov and his brother. So, I adopted a recently popularized notion of never letting a crisis go to waste, I am simply supplying more ‘Cuomosexuals‘ for the press to see.”

When asked if the NY Governor should be forced to resign Leroy chirped up “Man! I hope not. This gig pays better than workin’ the streets or the Hotel Bars. Hurry up girls. Get to it.”

 

‘Chuck Atlas’ Chicken