An open letter from the Chairman of Chainsaw Chicken International, LTD.
Hello and thank you to all our faithful readers.
In the light of all the international companies that have chosen to align themself with the notion of ‘equity‘, we, the same as other companies, in order to better represent the demographic mix of the country, have decided to do something radical.
Here is our plan.
If you are not a member of a minority race, or an under represented sexuality, or of any other creed, ethnicity or under appreciated group so popularized by the current administration, we ask that you cease viewing this story and in persecute of equity, we ask that you leave this web site.
You will be allowed to return once you have refereed a member of one of these above mentioned groups along with you.
If not, then we invite you to put on your Disney baseball cap, grab a bottle of Coke, hop on a Delta or American Airline flight, head over to China, once you get past the social scored ability to travel, go to an NBA exhibition game wearing your new $300 Nike’s and now that you have maintained your social justification of ‘equity’.
Have you ever thought about creating an e-book or guest authoring on other sites? I have a blog based upon on the same humor you write and would love to have you share some stories. I know my readers would appreciate your work. If you’re even remotely interested, feel free to send me an email.
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I’m in to you –
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so I am going to tell her.
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