Since we’ve been informed that so many items are now classified as ‘infrastructure’, things have really opened up.

Infrastructure use to mean things like bridges, airports and roads. Now they also include daycare for children, the cardboard used on protest signs as well as your advertising budget pushing your latest manifesto on your Tinder profile.

Chainsaw recognized the opportunity and “Carpe’d the Diem” out of it.

He just received notification from the Biden Administration that his proposed ‘Emergency Food Gathering System’ will be included in the list of approved infrastructure items.

“But what is it” you ask?

Within the written explanation originally filed contained in the submission for approval was this statement; “This tin beak can be strapped on and allows the wearer to roam the barn yard, and pick through excrement with the chickens to further separate food substances from yard bio leavings.”

Chainsaw mentioned, “I think what finally got this approved is that we are able to offer vintage items.  Using discarded funnels from old farmhouse storage rooms and repurposing them to a more socially woke item.

So, like the expression I heard when growing up, if you think things are bad, you can always strap on a tin beak and pick sh*t with the Chickens looking for a piece of chewed bubble gum.”

 

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