CDC “Don’t Kiss Chickens”

The CDC warned that poultry owners should take special precautions when handling their animals after 163 confirmed cases of salmonella were reported in 43 states. “Don’t kiss or snuggle backyard poultry, and don’t eat or drink around them.”

That does it! Do I tell Dr. Rochelle Walensky who she gets to make out with?

Does she like to cuddle? She says that’s a big NO NO! No cuddling with Mr. Chicken.

I’m getting good and tired of other people telling the world what they can do or not do with me.

There’s all those social media sites that won’t let me post. Then there’s all the dating services that won’t allow my picture, saying I’m not real!

This has been an issue since I was in Junior High and that awful mis-identification of the correct bathroom issue.

C’mon man! Give me a break!


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