I can do it better, Hunter!

“I am asking $2 Million for this one. I put a lot of work on this piece. Look at the technique! The media! I’m not blowing spit through a straw. This is paint! And look, I’m using a chicken foot for a brush!” proclaimed by my cousin Vincent Van Chick.

“I’ve messaged Miss Kamakazi… no… what’s her name? Jen Sukiyaki ?… What? Just Psaki???  Ya her! I sent her a message to be my art facilitator like she was with Hunter. I guess she’ll circle back to me about that.

I don’t need to know who’s buying. I have no influence to ‘promote’. It’s all just pure and raw talent.

 

 

Chainsaw Pardoned