My Obama B-day InviteI am so disappointed! My invitation to Barrack’s 60th birthday bash did not arrive in time for me to attend!

It would have been nice if they would have put some actual postage on the damn envelope!

Here I am, getting this on the day of his party. I was all prepared with a gift too. I had a specially made brass nut cracker custom created for him to bust some nuts with Michelle.

I had ordered a specialty hotdog cooker for him since the disclosure of his great fondness was unveiled in Leon Pedesta’s email hack but I heard that Sean Penn threw in with Oprah and got him one already.

 

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