As can be seen in this obviously staged photo, someone is trying to develop the opportunity of using immigrants as a vehicle to promote an idea or concept. Included in this publicity shot is a distant relative of mine from 3 or 4 countries away. He is Juan Julio Megdalina Guadalupe Chicken. He was interviewed […]
Poor Poor Rubin
My poor brother, Rubin. It’s such a shame. He tries so hard and nothing ever seems to make a difference. Rubin is my half-brother from another clutch and he has always felt somewhat inferior to his other hatchlings. And for no good reason, in my opinion. He’s tall, seems to know his way around the […]
Chicken in Every Pot?
Here we go again! A chicken in every pot? I liken that tired and fruitless trope to more to the analogy of the ‘frog in a pot of boiling water‘. Are you familiar with it? Some say it is one of Eshops Fables, but that is not true. If a frog is placed in a […]
Mr. Potato Head Alternative
I am not happy with what the ‘woke‘ culture is now suggesting to replace the ‘out of favor’ Mr. Potato Head. In all their wisdom, it has now been suggested that they use the de-feathered, gutted and cleaned carcass of one of my relatives as the foundation to stick their add-on plastic parts in an […]
Bird Mask Convention
“Bird Mask Convention!… ATTENTION!… Can have your ATTENTION?.. Everyone.. PLEASE!.. Thank you… Please be seated or grab a perch or whatever it takes to be comfortable. I want to welcome you to the first annual gathering of the bird mask wearers of America… Ahhhh… Can I get you guys at the food table to not […]
Seuss Replacement
It’s terrible to see all the cancelling of past favorites. Difficult to see what it accomplishes. But if this cancellation of Dr. Seuss has any silver lining, I hope it’s the end of all those remakes of a remake of Grinch specials. And those over-important celebs that gain notoriety from portraying the character. Where are […]
An Easter Chicken
We all know that the reality of rabbits and bunnies laying eggs for Easter is simply not true. A basic biology class will inform you that rabbits and bunnies are mammals and with that, they don’t lay eggs. If they could and still bunnies or rabbits, they would be called Trans species or Otherkin. Here […]
ROKU Chicken
With the tread of the recognition of the superiority of chickens in general, and Chainsaw Chicken specifically, Roku has dedicated a series on their channel about this very subject. Roku is a company that makes media-streaming devices. The name means “six” in Japanese because Roku is the sixth company launched by its founder, Anthony Wood. […]
Greta Thunberg’s Sister
While the world focuses on Swedish environmentalist Greta Thunberg, there is a growing popularity watching her other sister, Uhla. Uhla has a talent, with the aide of harnessing the substance called DMT (N,N-Dimethyltryptamine). This ‘class 1’ substance, taken in large amounts, enables the user to communicate with entities in hyperspace. That’s right! Those of another […]
This one scares me!
Every time I see this guy, I get the chills. You see it too, right? Oh, the shivers run up my spine. It keeps me awake thinking about running into him somewhere. You feel it too, right? They said his name was Owlman and he was born this way. I think the scary part is […]