“Let me introduce myself. My name is Theodor T. Turkey. You can call me Tom… Tom Turkey. I am the required Ombudsman appointed by the Internet Counsel of Blogging Standards.
Yes… We call it I.C.B.S., while some refer to us as I See Bull S**t.”
“The typical duties of an ombudsman are to investigate complaints and attempt to resolve them, usually through recommendations or mediation. Ombudsmen sometimes also aim to identify systemic issues leading to poor service or breaches of people’s rights,” Tom continued.
“It has been brought to our attention that multiple complaints have been filed with our commission against this company and their website—one ChainsawChicken.com,” he added.
“I will concede that some are from fellow turkeys, but I have agreed to be neutral and open-minded regardless of my disdain for this site and its creator,” Tom declared, and went on to say:
“To begin with, the pejorative manner in which Chainsaw refers to us fellow turkeys—especially around Thanksgiving. In fact, our report will need to be delivered at a later date due to its extensive nature. It is virtually impossible to find a posting within this site that is not either ill-informed, specious, or outright wrong—not to mention unfounded. We are here to highlight and point out these failings. This will be an extensive project. We anticipate submitting our findings by the beginning of next quarter.
We have made a suggestion that all postings be halted until our findings can be announced. However, it is clear that Mr. Chainsaw Chicken is unwilling to work with us. Our suggestion—and his response—have been forwarded to the Commissioner of I.C.B.S.”
https://chainsawchicken.com/2018/05/26/chainsaw-joins-russia/