The Georgia Guide Stones were demolished by a unknown party this week.

What is the Georgia Guide Stones you may ask?

Don’t believe what Wikipediaphile says about who paid for this monument to the New World Order. It is a statement of laws or rules they want the World to run by. Lower the world’s total population to 500 Million! Not to mention the chicken population.

It is written in multiply languages to include English, Spanish, Swahili, Hindi, Hebrew, Arabic, Chinese, and Chicken Scratch.

But who would take it upon themselves to damage this monument erected in 1980?

Authorities believe that they will simply watch the wreckage and do as Perry Mason often stated in his TV mysteries. “The culprit always returns to the scene of the crime”.

Pictured is the latest suspect.