Professor Xavier Chicken stumbled upon a mathematical theory that combines quantum physics with long division resulting in a new scientific realization of a Torsion Collider Discovery. No longer is it only CERN that can create alternate realities and ‘God Particles’.
With an heavy accent as thick as Klaus Schwab, Professor X. Chicken said at his press conference that “With this collider we can literally rip a hole in the fabric of time and space. Just as in the famous Star Trek episode where Kirk order Scotty to over-power the dilithium crystals creating a wrinkle in time. It is wonderful, Mein Fuhrer … my first achievement was creating a worm hole that materialized in Los Angles”.
Here is the formula…
The results…
Los Angeles begins to be destroyed!
NOTE: ChatGPI, the A.I. interface states the following…
“There is no such thing as a Torsion Collider. The term “torsion” typically refers to a twisting force, and a collider is a type of particle accelerator that smashes particles together to study their properties. While there are many different types of particle colliders, none of them are commonly referred to as a Torsion Collider.
It’s possible that someone might use the term “Torsion Collider” to describe a hypothetical type of particle accelerator that uses torsion fields or some other type of twisting force to manipulate particles. However, such a device would be purely speculative and not currently recognized or studied by the scientific community.”
Yet… you see the proof!
I heard that the creators of NBC’s ‘LaBrea’ got their idea from this specific posting here on Chainsaw Chicken.