The world watched as a late entry team competed in the FIFA World Cup. Utilizing the current popular trend of claiming ‘equity’ as a point of contention, the Country of Chicktopia was shoehorned into the playoffs in Qatar (pronounced gĭ-tär′ – probably electric). It was a rather dull match against the team from Country of Iran. […]
Turkey Day Joke
Strange Bedfellows
Strange Bedfellows? Could be… Rumors swirl that the FTX Corp team all lived together in a ‘poly’ relationship with each other. Sam Bankman-Fried is said to recruit guests to join the dynamics of their group. Here we see Chainsaw evidently being welcomed into the fold. No news of Representative Water’s status within the group. Some […]
My FTX Tragedy
I’ve been trying to call and text FTX Chief Executive Sam Bankman-Fried all day. I get nothing! No call backs or replying text. I want to know what to do! With the news that FTX has failed and filed for protection from the courts and that Sammy-boy is in trouble with the authorities, I needed […]
Wakanoda with Feathers
When Chadwick Boseman, portraying the original Black Panther, died in 2020, Marvel knew they had to do something to carry on the very profitable franchise. What to do? We at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd went to Hollywood and made a ‘pitch’ to the creative staff at Marvel. Rather than trying to find another person to […]
Tyson Exec Sleepwalking
The chief financial officer of Tyson Chicken was arrested in Arkansas over the weekend after he entered a random woman’s home while intoxicated and fell asleep in her bed, according to police. The CFO, was found asleep at the home in Fayetteville on Sunday at 2:05 a.m., according to the preliminary arrest report. Tyson’s headquarters […]
New A.I. Competitor
The new money making idea in the corporate world is artificial intelligence. Called A.I. The usual names we all think of have been investing Billions into this technology. All in the hopes to come out ahead of the rest of the pack to get the ‘big bucks’. Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd has jumped into the […]
Sotheby’s Auction Item
In Sotheby’s Auctions latest Catalog, page 12, you will find a mint quality 8-track tape, apparently treasured by Ottis Dewey Whitman, Jr. And who was this Ottis guy? You probably know him as Slim Whitman. Yes, Slim Whitman. A favorite artist to tens of millions of listeners from senior centers and rest home facilities throughout […]
Arrival at Martha’s Vineyard
Once we heard the welcoming message posted throughout Martha’s Vineyard, Chainsaw and his whole family decided to relocate to that wanting island. We traded eggs for a great big school bus that had been used by a local organic commune. They had decided to go ‘all-electric’ using rechargeable flashlight batteries on a used Chevy Volt. […]
Chuck’s Groom of the Stool
With the beginning of a new Royal Dynasty, Albert Reginald Chicken III has volunteered to assume the role his family has occupied, dating back 100’s of years. What role could that be? Well… his family has been ‘Groom of the Stool’. Generational training continued over the century’s, never knowing if their specialized services would be […]