I’m not sure if Mrs. Chicken is trying have fun with me or if she’s serious. She talked me into wearing one of these all-over vinyl suit, mask and all. I have trouble breathing and it is hot. I sweat like the dickens when I wear it.
She says she thinks I look like a very dominate person with it on… or did she say submissive? I can’t remember. I’m so confused from lack of air when I wear this outfit.
She says, you remember the commercials, “The feel of cotton”? This is better. The feel of vinyl. She loves the sensation when she ties me up.
She told me to choose a ‘safe word’. I selected ‘pork chops’ but she said it’s already being used.
I don’t know…
Squeek, squeek!
Does that suit work for diving too?
You look so ‘liberated’.
It’s amazing to me why the news stations are talking about you so much? I don’t think that you are that funny. But I’m allergic to chicken anyway.