I really do feel better now. Just had my last ECT treatment. The full medical name is Electroconvulsive therapy.

Things seem so much clearer now. Why did I ever question things like the elections, vaccinations, origins of covid, the ‘laptop from hell’ and soy being put in everything?

Sure, I was a little obsessive about it but that didn’t change how I felt, at least, that’s what I used to think. Now, those thoughts just evaporate as soon as they enter my head.

My doctor, here at the Frances Farmer Memorial Wellness Center, is the same doctor that has treated many celebrity and political figures in history. He is known for using unconventional methods to treat issues related to alter how someone perceives opinionated information. It’s the same method you would use on someone that is overwhelmed by persecution, paranoia, thoughts of conspiracies and so on.

Near the beginning of the last hookup of electrodes around my head, I actually was looking forward to it. I get this funny song that keeps playing in my head, “Baby Shark” and I keep smelling an aroma of mashed potatoes.

Now my world is filled with nothing but joy challenged by the existential threat of global warming. But I no longer pay attention to controversial issues.