With the price doubling and tripling on eggs, Chainsaw Chicken knows a business opportunity when he see it!

It’s just like what Rahm Emanuel  said… “Never let a crisis go to waste”.

Because of this opportunity, Chainsaw has taken to the coop, along with the other chickens, to generate eggs for the willing consumers.

“I think I need to increase my calcium intake. The shells don’t seem to be forming like the other birds. At first I thought it was that morning cup of coffee was interfering with my morning routine but when I was struck with a non-typical egg discharge, there was still no shell and I had no coffee before hand. It was mexican food!”

You can get a dozen of Chainsaw’s farm fresh eggs by stopping by the headquarters at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd.

While they last!