Did you see it in the news?

There’s a Chinese spy balloon slowly moving across the Northern United States.

Can you believe it?

And what’s even more astonishing is that the Military is not going to do anything about it!

That’s right! The Military is just gonna let it sail on by.

Chainsaw just couldn’t sit still. No one does anything about it.

There’s no explanation ‘how’ he got on the balloon. we’re just glad someone is doing something about it!

Long lens cameras have been reporting that Chainsaw is attempting to change the direction of the balloon, causing it to enter Canadian air space. The balloon will not be noticed there as Prime Dictator Justin Trudeau still has the population mostly indoors wearing masks. Not many eyes looking up.

Some experts have speculated that this is a suicide mission for Chainsaw. Others believe he will puncture the balloon and use a slow descent until it’s expected landing outside of Ottawa.

Stay tuned for updates!

UPDATE: After days and days of indecision, the military has shot the balloon down. No word on Chainsaw’s health in this matter. It appears that the Administration had vary little concern of his presence. Rumor has it that the White House was tired of being upstaged by Chainsaw. More to follow.

 

 

Amateurs…