“What???! It was just our little balloon launched by our ground team at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. They were being creative with some simple advertising to promote our web site. In the parlance of our fearless leader we say C’mon Man, Give me a break! ” stated the spokes person.
It appears that the small group of creative advertisers at this Corporate office purchased four of these balloons from Amazon, painted a likeness of Chainsaw on the side along with the URL in an effort to get someone to notice it.
Later in the press conference, the spoke person went into detail. “Our larger challenge was obtaining helium. With all the Biden shortages in the marketplace, we needed an alternative. So we finally settled on methane. Of course, that had it’s own set of issues. We finally used garden hoses and three separate cows to gather enough of gases.”
“Now we learn that some of our sky ads have been shot down by the military. That’s exasperating, for sure”, added the spokes man.
American decadents, you couldn’t even shoot us down!
Uggg!
There goes the High School science experiment theory!
I’m wondering why the other personalities do not understand this. You should continue your writing. I am sure, you have a huge readers’ base already!