I was standing in the kitchen, staring at a can of Campbell’s Chunky New England Clam Chowder like it had just confessed to a felony. The label said bioengineered ingredients.Which, in Chainsaw Chicken’s world, translates to:“Congratulations, you might grow a second spleen.” Mrs. Chicken walked by and said,“Chainsaw, why are you squinting at soup like […]
T-day Parade Balloon
Treatment Is Open
You made it here on purpose.That already tells me a lot.The Treatment Room is open.Take your time. Look around. If TikTok brought you here, good.You saw the short version over there.This is where the longer things live — the files, the stories, the “situations” that don’t fit inside a vertical video. People keep asking what […]
Chainsaw gets sent to his room
When Chainsaw Chicken says something he isn’t supposed to say, he gets sent to his room. Not his room, exactly. This one. https://soloist.ai/chainsawchicken It’s the room you’re sent to when what you said wasn’t wrong enough to apologize for, but not right enough to repeat. The kind of statement that makes adults stop what they’re […]