Mrs. Chicken and I visited Los Angeles last year. We had a day off, so we wandered down Hollywood Boulevard past Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. People kept walking up to me asking if they could get a selfie. I figured maybe they’d seen one of my videos, so I smiled for the pictures. Then they started […]
The Doghouse is FULL
The dog sat me down today for what he called “a serious conversation.” According to him, Mrs. Chicken isn’t upset because she enjoys being upset. She’s upset because I don’t listen, I forget things she says, and apparently saying, “I thought you were just thinking out loud,” does not count as active listening. Then he […]
White House UFC
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Chainsaw Chicken has announced his participation in the upcoming UFC event at the White House. According to Chainsaw, the invitation arrived several weeks ago. “I don’t generally discuss my athletic achievements,” said Chainsaw. “I prefer to let others discuss them because I don’t have any.” The historic event is expected to draw […]
’68 Pilot-Standards & Practices
The 1968 Pilot Standards & Practices Tried to Bury By Elias Thorne, Media Historian | May 13, 2026 In the late ’60s, television was drowning in “monster-coms.” But internal memos from a defunct CBS production wing reveal one attempt so fundamentally unsettling it was scrubbed from the record before a single episode aired. The project, […]
The Other Side of the Mask
A companion to “The Man Behind the Mask“ The preceding review offers a perceptive analysis of the artistic core of Adventures of Chainsaw Chicken — its unwavering sincerity, deadpan visual language, layered satire, and long-term creative vision. But it leaves out the practical reality of keeping such a project alive in the current internet ecosystem. […]
The Man Behind the Mask
Editor’s Note: I asked an AI to critically review Adventures of Chainsaw Chicken based on the written themes, structure, philosophy, and public materials of the site. The essay below is its independent response. There is a particular kind of vertigo that comes from discovering something substantial that seems as though it should already be widely […]
Island Therapy
Mrs. Chicken said I needed to relax. She claimed I had become “too tightly wound,” which I found insulting because I have never been wound by anyone. I have always been this way naturally. So she booked me a tropical getaway. The brochure promised healing breezes, restorative sunlight, and authentic island music. I was mostly […]