Back in 1966, I was running my own little music studio outside Turino, Italy. It was the fourth business in the global venture of Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. It seems that the distributor United Artist was giving heat to the producers Produzioni Europee Associate (PEA). They were having some contract issues with the original music […]
Pantie Raided
Cryptophasia
My twin brother Buzzsaw and I are some of the best known identical twins continuing to use Cryptophasia. What is that? Cryptophasia is that “secret language” that twins can develop to speak to each other from when they begin to speak. It’s words no one else can understand. But how does it happen? While some […]
Cannibals Ate My Uncle, too
The world was horrified when President Biden announced that his uncle Bosie was eaten by cannibals! The question swirls around… “Was he a soccer player crashed in the Andres?”. “Did he meet with Hannibal Lector?”. Was he part of crew with journalist Henry Stanley locating the missing missionary David Livingstone in deepest, darkest Africa […]
Your Secret Email Needs
Are you in the need for a secret email account? Something that is just for you, keeping those pesky wives, girlfriends and government agencies out of your hair? We invite you to check out the email services offered by Robert L. Peters, Robin Ware and JRB Ware. These are the alias names our fearless leader […]
Google Gemini Fowled Up
Google said it plans to relaunch its artificial intelligence image generation software within the next few weeks after taking it offline in response to an uproar over what critics called “absurdly woke” depictions of historical scenes. Though the Gemini chatbot remains up and running, Google paused its image AI feature last week after it generated […]
Chainsaw Returns to Davos
Chainsaw Returns to Davos to market his offerings of Carbon indulgences. When asked how he eplains these indulgences, Chainsaw replied ” When I pay for my fuel for my plane, the act of paying for the aviation diesel is my purchasing offsets, so I can use my plane as I like. I have offset the […]
Chainsaw Acts in “Blackwing”
As Broadway struggles to return to it’s height since COVID, the latest hit is “Blackwing”. It’s the story of an outsider seeking acceptance in an obviously different community. Who would be a better player for this roll than Chainsaw Chicken. He constantly battles with oppression, injustice and preconceive ideas.
Dark Clouds Looming
The dark clouds are looming as to the chances of Chainsaw being able to participate in the Presidential debates. The rules of the debate state that the candidate must have ranking in the polls AND raise Three Million dollars in contributions. The popularity is not a problem but the money seems excessive. To deal with […]
