That’s right! The Emu is gone. “We’re tired of chasing that stupid angry bird all over the studio lot” said the production manager of those ongoing Liberty Mutual commercials. “We need something more manageable”. Time for nephew Tab Chicken to step in. Tab is a struggling print model that was told at a young age […]
According to Whoopie
Last week, Chainsaw’s aunt, Ilean (not his Chinese aunt Irean) was in the hot seat as a guest on The View. In a moment of superiority and total authority, Whoopi Goldberg said that Joe Biden should appoint his wife Dr. Jill Biden Surgeon General. Whopie continued. “She’s a hell of a doctor”. “I’m hoping Dr. […]
Say the Magic Word
“Say the magic word and win $100 dollars” Famous words always announced by Groucho Marx as he began his show ‘You bet your life’. Back in the ’50’s when his program was so popular, there was bonus when someone said whatever the selected “magic word” was in conversation, then a bird would drop. What bird? […]
Tom Buys Chickens
Tom Cruise has shelled out “huge sums” for two high-tech robots to enforce coronavirus safety protocols on the set of “Mission: Impossible 7” – and also administer spot tests to the crew, according to a report. These robots were purchased from ArmorGallus, LLC (a sub-division of Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd.). These are non-lethal versions of […]
New Sponsorship
It is with pride that Chainsaw Chicken announces that he has been selected to be the on screen and on web video spokesman- – – ah spokesperson? No it would be , ah… spokes guy, Naw… Wrong pronoun. How about just representative? Ok… Again It is with pride… wait… can I say pride? That conjures […]
Kung Poo
Kung Poo Chicken, the Legend Continues. Few have not heard of the easy spirited, soft-spoken, peace-loving Shaolin monk named Kwai Chang Caine, traveling through the Old West. The show made famous in the 70’s was based on the journaled writings of the real Kung Poo Chicken. Translated from traditional Chinese to Hebrew by a wandering […]
The Batman Movie
With the disrupted filming schedule affecting many movies caught amidst the Covid-19 pandemic, Chainsaw reminded the Hollywood Studios that they already have ‘in the can’ the complete 1940 Batman movie made after the debut of May, 1939 Detective Comics featuring “the Batman”. This 5 reel movie was shot in the gritty backwash’s of San Pietro […]
The Lone Chicken
When the television series ‘The Lone Ranger’ went from black and white to color starting in 1957, things were going great for Clayton Moore. He was a great replacement for John Hart, who left the series because of some private reasons. Jay Silverheels seemed to be the quintessential Tonto his sidekick. However, in the third […]
Stop the Sandwich Wars!
No… Not the South Sandwich Islands off the coast of Argentina. It’s an advertised slaughter! Shame on McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, Chick-fil-A and the self-proclaimed winner, Popeye’s Famous Fried Cousins. The Batman Movie
Here it is…
‘Here it is… It’s no big deal’ Those famous lines Bill stated in Caddyshack were memorable and very humorous. But where did they come from? The answer came from an event when Chainsaw was actually a waiter at Woodbush Gentleman’s Club. Woodbush was one of nine shops in a chain of adult stores/clubs/booths throughout the […]