Well, please meet The real Colonel Angus Chicken. This is the real person the skit was based around. He informally used his father’s first name as Anneal. Yes, Anneal Angus, like on TV. We see him here at the 25th reunion of the end of the civil war held in Memphis, TN where remaining officers […]
Carter Finds Tutan Chicken
In November 1922, Howard Carter brushed away the sands of time and declared he had discovered a tomb “virtually untouched for over 3,000 years.” What he didn’t tell the newspapers was that the tomb wasn’t just full of gold, scarabs, and ceremonial trinkets… it was also full of poultry. Buried beneath layers of linen and […]
Everything is Turkey!
Why is everything on the news and in the paper about Turkey? On Thanksgiving and Christmas we eat them and now we talk about them. I just don’t get it! Also… every single headline used is in bad English. Here’s an example: “Turkey Buys Terrorists Oil”. They don’t even try to name them. It should […]
Busted – Locked Up
A New Mexico individual pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for having such loud sex that it shook the furniture in a neighbor’s home, and then threatened his neighbors for complaining about it. Rio Poco residents who shared a row house wall with Snook ‘Big Burrito’ Chicken, 25, had complained of sex noises, loud music and […]
Out of Fashion…
Mrs. Chainsaw Chicken admits that it may not be politically correct but she broke out her Yves Saint Laurent designed hooded cap made of Blackglama® natural black mink. This is her latest ‘Glamour Shots’ photo taken at the mall as a gift I give her yearly. It’s a wonder what they can do with some […]
Hunting Hitler
An FBI cold case that has laid dormant for 70 years, leads a group of world-renown investigators on the ultimate manhunt to finally answer the question: Did Adolf Hitler survive World War II? He may be changing his looks as this FBI flier shows. Early in 2014, the FBI declassified hundreds of confidential documents showing […]
Church of Elvis
‘Hounddog’ Chicken, a cousin of Chainsaw Chicken, released this publicity-staged photo of himself with the latest of his 12 wives. Her name is Betsy, seen here, selected by a lottery of members that regularly attend this dark web internet-based cult. The belief contains many rituals in order to gain admission as well as advancement within […]
There be a hangin’…
Grand-Uncle C. Cluck Chicken was eventually captured in Montana Territory and hung for the gunfight with Wooly Pud McCorkle. Incidentally, the man on the left is Tom Horn whom was later falsify charged with shooting a young boy during the range wars and was later hung. We LOVE Him
2nd Battle of Bull Run
Great-grandfather Chainsaw Chicken Sr. with U.S. Grant and the other officers chillin’ after the 2nd Battle of Bull Run. That’s George Armstrong Custer caressing the pooch. Chick Kopi Luwak
