With the 180-day UFO disclosure started when President Donald Trump signed the latest COVID-19 stimulus bill we can now stop the clock. The USAF, Pentagon and other spy agencies have officially revealed what they all know about UFOs to the American public. “There are no UFO’s, no aliens, no abductions, no crashed space ships and […]
Keep Your Balance
In an effort to not be outdone by the public display of Harry Houdini hanging from a few floors up and slithering from his straight jacket, the Three Chicatello Brothers (they were not actually brothers but rather three frustrated iron workers stripping down to their shorts) and playing around on their lunch break. They performed […]
The Lone Chicken
When the television series ‘The Lone Ranger’ went from black and white to color starting in 1957, things were going great for Clayton Moore. He was a great replacement for John Hart, who left the series because of some private reasons. Jay Silverheels seemed to be the quintessential Tonto his sidekick. However, in the third […]
Camp out Postponed
“Guys! We have to change the camp out scheduled for next week weekend” wrote scout master Kenny ‘Chickenhawk’ Chicken posted on his MySpace account. “I have been told to hold off on any group or individual activity with any of you young fledgling scouts”. When Jr. Chicken texted back as to “How come? I was […]
An Early Admirer
The idea, the concept, the notion of being like Chainsaw Chicken has been around for decades. In point of fact, before chainsaws were invented, the name Bucksaw Chicken was used. Here we see an early photo of a devoted worshiper emulating the craze of being Bucksaw Chicken. With the advent of the smaller, capable engine […]
Marshall Lucky Used Cars
Marshal Chic Lucky here for New Deal used cars. Where we’re battling inflation not only by fighting high prices not only by murdering high prices but by blowing the living cluck out of high prices! Yes sir! You heard me right. Now here’s an example,,, Let’s say you are looking for a 1973 Cadillac Coupe […]
Eggheads speak
The subject of egg shaped skulls has reared it’s ugly head again. Locations of elongated egghead skulls in a desert peninsula located within Pisco Province on the south coast of Peru, and the beaked skulls there are known to range from 2800 to 800 years old. An example found in 2015 was a mummified baby’s […]
Spontaneous BBQ
This grainy investigation photo is from 1952. It was published in FATE MAGAZINE which was doing a story about Spontaneous Chicken Combustion. Scientists have often fought over whether spontaneous chicken combustion is real but the evidence for the argument is very compelling. Most of the chickens who died from SCC were either smoking or drinking […]
Schedule Changed
OFFICIAL NOTICE: It appears that we will not be able to honor tickets purchased for the next show in the Nevada desert. However, if you are willing to hold on to your reservations, it appears that the next opportunity to attend this explosive show will be after January 20th of 2021. These events appear to […]
Mothman Photographed
Mothman is a humanoid moth-like creature reportedly seen in the Point Pleasant area of West Virginia, November 15, 1966 and has not resurfaced for years until recently. Chainsaw Chicken has submitted this photo claiming it is Mothman taken two days ago in the Pt. Pleasant’s legendary T.N.T storage area. He was even able to record […]