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USAF says No UFOs

USAF says No UFOs

With the 180-day UFO disclosure started when President Donald Trump signed the latest COVID-19 stimulus bill we can now stop the clock. The USAF, Pentagon and other spy agencies have officially revealed what they all know about UFOs to the American public. “There are no UFO’s, no aliens, no abductions, no crashed space ships and […]

Trump Sending Again

Trump Sending Again

In a sudden brainstorm, Chainsaw has instructed President Trump how he can begin to communicate with his followers now that he has been dumped from all the major texting and messaging programs popular in the country. “Twitter, Facebook, Instagram,… all of them refuse to allow me to speak. But thanks to Chainsaw Chicken and a […]

Zypie Whon Ver 2.0

Zypie Whon Ver 2.0

Chick-Jong-Phew, (seen here with the official country haircut), Supreme Leader of North Korea, appear at the same time as the US presidential swearing in, held a military test-firing of that country’s largest-ever intercontinental ballistic missile, ‘Zypie Whon Ver 2.0’. North Korea’s ‘minister of things that go up’ stated this super-high performance bottle rocket improvement now […]

Dems Want More

Dems Want More

Democrats feel that even the 30,000 armed National Guard troops surrounding Washington D.C. for the Biden inaugural ceremonies on January 20th are not enough. A call has been sent to Maj. Truman ‘Scuffy’ Chicken, brother to Chainsaw Chicken,  to fly his Fairchild A-10 Warthog overhead the Capital to ensure a ‘peaceful transition’ when the reins […]

BidenCare Czar

BidenCare Czar

Today, Joe announced to the world that in an effort to be able to provide health care to all occupants within the borders of these United States, legally or with ‘voluntary entry’, the duty’s will be going to tribal medicine man Chicka Boom Swalilly from the nation of Chickestan. Swalilly, after leaving his leadership position […]

Media Plug Up

Media Plug Up

Regardless of your position on President vs Congress, Republican vs Democrat, Dogs vs Cats, Left vs Right, Up vs Down, red jelly beans vs black jelly beans, Star Wars vs Star Trek, or like Joe says ‘truth vs facts‘ and so on… You CAN’T make some people obey some other persons views. But they wanna […]

Subtle Techniques of Persuasion

Subtle Techniques of Persuasion

Young Fauntleroy Chicken has been attending instructional classes taught by the woke establishment on how to deal with those that present very controversial and disruptive messages posted in social media spaces, television shows and in this case, expressing a different point of view in the class room. These classes deal with subtle techniques of persuasion […]

Joe wants to be a 1%er

Joe wants to be a 1%er

‘Mama” Chicken had a chance encounter with then democrat candidate Joe Peking Biden. How she ended up on his lap was not captured in the series of images. But this disrespectful action is strictly prohibited within club rules unless all involved are club members. You know we are 1%ers , one percent of bikers are […]

Biden wants new secretary

Biden wants new secretary

President elect Joe Biden has suggested that his cabinet also include a new secretary position for the Department of Theology. Overseeing lessons preached in all major religions, when they finally are allowed to open because of the Covid threat. His choice will be Aleister Henly Crowley. One of the last members of the Thelema religion. […]