Today, Joe announced to the world that in an effort to be able to provide health care to all occupants within the borders of these United States, legally or with ‘voluntary entry’, the duty’s will be going to tribal medicine man Chicka Boom Swalilly from the nation of Chickestan.

Swalilly, after leaving his leadership position at the W.H.O. agreed to bring a more liberal, progressive system of organic remedies that allows more availability to treatment.

We believe that herbs, burnt hair and wild berries have been overlooked by Western medicine. Hail BidenCare!