C’mon MAN! That’s malarkey! He’s an admitted and known abuser of herbs and controlled substances, Barry Soetoro, is well known for consuming more than his fair amount of shared substances and potato chips. Yosemite Duffy
Hillary Roast
Chainsaw Chicken is seen at a political fund raiser in the 70’s with Bill Clinton and George Bush. Wait…. Political fund raiser? Bush is Republican. Clinton is a Democrat ???? And I think that Nancy Pelosi in the background. Oh, this is a BBQ where they ‘roasted’ Hillary. You smell that? Is something burning? […]
Playing for Future Gov
As an accomplished guitarist, I fronted my band The Egg Beaters for the Mr. Universe preliminaries. We weren’t booked for our rhythm, we were booked because we worked for cheap and brought our own accordion player. Backstage, the smell of tanning oil and boiled chicken breasts was enough to gas an elephant. Arnold was flexing, […]
Working up a Special Gift
Chainsaw has a list and he’s not gonna bother to check it twice. Hell, he probably won’t look at it at all! Everyone gets the same thing. Unwrapped chocolate looking eggs. Check your fireplace, unless you have a prohibited home where you can not have a fireplace or a hibachi BBQ, because the Climate-estas say that […]
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Widows and Orphans
President Barack Obama slammed some Republican lawmakers and governors Tuesday for their refusal to admit Syrian refugees, saying they are “scared of widows and 3-year-old orphans.”
WARNING NOTICE TO ISIS
Not all are passive in the United States. If you start pulling the assaults here like you have in other major cities around the world, you WILL see a difference. In total numbers, the civilian population that is armed within the United States would make the second largest army in the world. Now I, Chainsaw […]
Cuz Can-yea
That’s my 2nd cuz. Can-yea Chickin. He always went for the chicks with the ‘extra assets’. But I’ve always lived by the words of Groucho Marx when he spoke about his sister Polly… “She wasn’t a bad looking girl, but her rear end stuck way out. You could play pinochle on her rear end”. Who’s […]
