HE GOT THE SAME AS SCALIA!!!
Chainsaw Chicken was found with multiple pillows on his face, reminiscent of the fate of Supreme Court Justice Scalia last weekend.
His neighbor found him when Chainsaw would not answer his door. The police were called and without a visit from the coroner it was ruled that he went to that barnyard in the sky from natural causes.
Embalming was ordered immediately while Mrs. Chainsaw Chicken was questioned.
As his carcass was speeded to a local funeral home for embalming, police learned that Chainsaw came home late last night with a beak full of suds. He snored unmercifully until Mrs. Chainsaw Chicken could not take it any more, she stacked pillows on him to quiet the noise.
The hearse attendant gave Chainsaw smelling salts and he woke stating “Drinks on the house!”
Very great post. I always wonder what REALLY happened to him.