“It’s not good news, I’m afraid”, stated Dr. DeBakey Chicken. “I believe Poindexter has Bromide Poisoning!” “Oh No!” responded Chainsaw, “Was he poked by a Russian umbrella tip coated with this nasty substance? Or was it disguised in his cologne? He likes to wear so much Hai Karate… More Russian interference?” Dr. DeBakey […]
Proof- I Am Real
There has been a rumor going around that I, Chainsaw Chicken, is not real. Can you believe it? I’m not real? Just who do they think has this website and reports all these true, unvarnished, raw stories and provides visual proof through photography that I am real and the story is true and verifiable? This […]
Fake Chicken or Fake Beef?
With the new technologies to hit the consumer market, it’s not as tough as the scientists and officials claim to see the difference between real or fake meat. “Don’t believe your lying eyes!” some have said. “You won’t tell the difference.” Please focus on the picture. Tell me you don’t see that is not me, […]
Egg Donation Clinic
With the caring and compassion of any thoughtful person, Chainsaw has made an appointment at the local Egg Donation and Implantation offices. The office waiting room was mostly filled with wanting recipients of donated eggs. His goal is to share his eggs with those less fortunate. Sure, he is rewarded for this venture but that’s […]
Commodore Chicken
The creator of Apple computer products, Steve Jobs and the robotic creator of the line of home computers named after him, Commodore Chicken, listened intensely to Bill Gates. He’s the creator of Microsoft. They hung on every word and phrase as Bill outlined his plans for the rest of the world. “I am going to […]
Balloon Owner Discovered
“What???! It was just our little balloon launched by our ground team at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. They were being creative with some simple advertising to promote our web site. In the parlance of our fearless leader we say C’mon Man, Give me a break! ” stated the spokes person. It appears that the small […]
Fake Abduction
UFO’s are now called Unidentified Aerial Phenomena or UAP’s. There has been a drastic increase in their sightings. So many videos have surfaced from military jets chasing after these strangers from outer space. But have you heard of the more chilling news about abductions? Literally dozens of people around the United States have been reported […]
Torsion Collider Discovery
Professor Xavier Chicken stumbled upon a mathematical theory that combines quantum physics with long division resulting in a new scientific realization of a Torsion Collider Discovery. No longer is it only CERN that can create alternate realities and ‘God Particles’. With an heavy accent as thick as Klaus Schwab, Professor X. Chicken said at his […]
New A.I. Competitor
The new money making idea in the corporate world is artificial intelligence. Called A.I. The usual names we all think of have been investing Billions into this technology. All in the hopes to come out ahead of the rest of the pack to get the ‘big bucks’. Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd has jumped into the […]
Chicken-Human Clone
A stunning clandestine video was secreted out today of a chicken-human clone strutting around a laboratory grounds. The clones handlers can be seen guiding and protecting this one of a kind experiment. Questions started being asked. “Was this another project from a Wuhan lab?” “Is this an offspring from some alien coupling with a ‘birthing […]