Each cycle of Olympic games brings a new series of events that reflects trends, positions, and demands that corporate sponsors want to add to broaden the total events. This year, the highly anticipated event was added to the floor exercises under gymnastics. It is the Trans-Bisexual-Crossdressing Exhibition LGBTQ-xyz Drama brought to life on the gymnastic […]
Olympic Chicktopian
At the last minute, the International Olympic Community, IOC, has accepted the sports group called Chicktopia. This group is an organization of fellow relatives of Chainsaw Chicken. Watch for their members participating in gymnastics, diving, track and field and other events. “We owe the pressure on the IOC from Dr. Jill ‘Kildare‘ Biden. With out […]
Defending My Title
Last week, Chainsaw Chicken successfully defended his North American Pickleball Championship title at the event named for him at the courts in the Pickleball Mega-center located in Hollywood Park, Florida. In this tournament, Chainsaw faced three different regional champs in a best of five play. A commemorative patch has been awarded to all participants in […]
Stop Bird Name Poaching
Chainsaw asked himself “Why can’t we do this, as well?’ A Democrat from the Washington State legislature called indigenous-linked mascot and name usage to be “degrading” and said Native American people are treated “no different than a token. We are a proud people and will not tolerate being slandered anymore”. So what is the response? […]
Cowabunga Dude!
“Oh righteous, my brothers!” could be heard by La Jolla Chicken as he finished his set in the 1951 Long Board surfing competition off the sands of Manhattan Beach, California. “Did you feel that curl? Totally Tubular” he continued, “Cowabunga”. But where did the term cowabunga come from? Now you know. Some give credit for […]
Super Bowl Initiation
When I saw the half-time at the 2021 Super Bowl, I got chills. My body began to shake and shutter. I was instantly taken back to my P.E. class in the 7th grade. Oh… I feel nauseous! I remember it like it was the day before yesterday! My P.E. class was a mix of 7th, […]
In Mourning
Again, no one seems to care. Where are the Hollywood celebrities? The Telethons? The donation web sites? The Justice Department, even PETA or the ASPCA? I’ve given up on the Southern Poverty Law School, for obvious reasons. Millions upon millions of my fellow chickens have sacrificed their wings for this commercialize cultural event. As we […]
Why– I outta!!!
Action on the court as LaBron James got his hind parts handed to him by Mrs. Chicken. She started givin’ him ‘what for’ with the way he was blaming everyone on and off the court for all that was happening. LaBron bowed up and called Mrs. Chicken the ‘B’ word and that was it! Then […]
Kneel ‘baby’!
Colin Kaepernick, I have a message too… Much like Colin’s message, only different. It is as follows: “Believe Anything. Even if it means sacrificing something.” Chainsaw Chicken Peeps
‘Chuck Atlas’ Chicken
Many of us grew up seeing ads similar to this one on the back or inside pages of comic books and teen magazines. If you could dig one up and take another look at it you would see that it was Chainsaw ‘Chuck Atlas’ Chicken pumping his guns on the bright yellow background. Go take […]