It appears from this video that this low level chicken-impostor has been practicing how to count to three, just like a 4 year old. What’s creepy is he doesn’t stop. I have reached out to this oddball to get some type of response in order to help us better understand what it is that he […]
Conjoined or Two Headed?
For the first 19 years of life, Cousin Chainsaw Chicken had a conjoined ‘brother’ named Chuck. Chuck’s life was a troubled one. Especially after school kids learned the infamous song where they sing derivations of your first name. ♫ Chuck – Chuck, bo buck, banana-fanna foe….♫ You get the rest. Chuck finally relented and opted […]
Church of Elvis
‘Hounddog’ Chicken, a cousin of Chainsaw Chicken, released this publicity-staged photo of himself with the latest of his 12 wives. Her name is Betsy, seen here, selected by a lottery of members that regularly attend this dark web internet-based cult. The belief contains many rituals in order to gain admission as well as advancement within […]
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Twilight Zone Act
Popular in the theaters with vaudeville acts, ‘Smoky’ Chicken and his ventriloquist puppet companion ‘Hambone’ would do a mockery of the new and upcoming contraption called ‘film projection’ being displayed at some parlors. However, it would never work. Their famous high point in the act was to imitate a projectionist as the film breaks. Hambone […]
