Russian interference has reared it’s ugly head again. Just as the Justice Department announced, like they did before the 2020 election, the threat is real again! Some how, Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd has become involved in the meddling. This time, as a recipient of secret coded messages from the Motherland to agents here in America. […]
Pantie Raided
Chat GPT finally knows me
After almost a year since its launch, I have been asking ChatGPT “Who is Chainsaw Chicken?” It would answer with garbage about no information is available on anyone with that name, blah, blah, blah. Suddenly, when I routinely asked it again, I was surprised to see this response. “Yes, the content on Adventures of Chainsaw […]
Cheap pagers available
My cousin Balboa Chicken is always trying to save a buck, make a deal and bragging about it later. He claims he got a hold of a shipment of pagers that ‘fell off the truck’ somewhere in the Middle East and somehow made there way to New Jersey. Why would someone want a pager, you […]
Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie
I hang my head in shame. I watched this steaming pile of celluloid. The pungent aroma ruined the enjoyment of my pop corn. The ‘official’ plot description states… “It’s the dawn of a new age…a chicken age. Humans have been the dominant species for far too long. The chickens have come to roost and they’re […]
What can be unburdened
“What can be…” murmured Basha Chicken “…can be what…. has… not been… unburdened by what has been. and remember… a donut without a hole is not a danish”.
Seminary Class
This years graduating class from the exclusive Order of the Dark Priests filed out to be seen for the first time in their exquisite robes. Each of these emerging priests have been trained in the book of Enoch and other dark arts. Rasputin Chicken was the Salutatorian of the class while Giuseppe Alister was the […]
Proof- I Am Real
There has been a rumor going around that I, Chainsaw Chicken, am not real. Can you believe it? I’m not real? Just who do they think has created this website and reports all these true, unvarnished, raw stories and provides visual proof through photography that I am real and the story is true and verifiable? […]
TicTok Suspends me!
Huh??? What??? TicTok suspends me??? What for? I set up an account in response to my followers on the other social networks for all those International viewers as well as the brain dead users of TicTok that had a 30-45 second attention span. That’s about how long it takes to read a Chainsaw adventure. A […]
The Significance of Time
The Significance of Time…. The significance,…of… time. So much to ponder. Much has been said, in fact, a significant amount of time has been spent on the significance of time. Why such a significant amount of time? Let’s toss this word salad high in the air. Let us use the example of a yellow school […]