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So what… I slipped!

So what… I slipped!

Did you see this on NBC’s coverage of the 2020/2021 summer 0lympics? Probably not. Let me recap it for you. The scene opens with a morning shot of Mt. Fuji overlooking the Olympic village. Then dissolves to the view of the platform driving structures. “Hello Everyone! Ralph Murdock here. We take you to the 30 […]

Woke Olympic Event

Woke Olympic Event

Each cycle of Olympic games brings a new series of events that reflects trends, positions, and demands that corporate sponsors want to add to broaden the total events. This year, the highly anticipated event was added to the floor exercises under gymnastics. It is the Trans-Bisexual-Crossdressing Exhibition LGBTQ-xyz Drama brought to life on the gymnastic […]

Olympic Chicktopian

Olympic Chicktopian

At the last minute, the International Olympic Community, IOC, has accepted the sports group called Chicktopia.  This group is an organization of fellow relatives of Chainsaw Chicken. Watch for their members participating in gymnastics, diving, track and field and other events. “We owe the pressure on the IOC from Dr. Jill ‘Kildare’ Biden. With out […]

Is it a compliment?

Is it a compliment?

Oscar Wilde famously said, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” The first part of that quote is popular but the latter is more fitting. The list of others trying to leverage the name “Chainsaw Chicken” is growing. With the popularity of my site and the ignorance of others […]

Crime Out of Control

Crime Out of Control

Crime is out of control. Look at the latest tragedy.  One of my dear sweet cousins joined the ranks of the cult-like, ritualistic slaughter of chicken for this summer. My cousin was so consumed by the heat of the flames that all distinguishing traits were destroyed. We can’t even tell the sex. “This will probably […]

Big Deal, Zuck!

Big Deal, Zuck!

Many of you saw the nation-wide coverage of Ol’ Zuck balancing on his multi thousand dollar electric foil surf board waiving Old Glory. Supposedly happening on the 4th of July, in a publicity stunt meant to re-affirm his patriotic intent for his company and all it stands for to the U.S of A. Not shown […]

Evolution Disturbed

Evolution Disturbed

Scientist and evolutionist were elated when they heard that a huge block of ice was discovered that encased a prehistoric cave man. It was found at the foot of the glacier out-cropping near Yellowstone Park. Just as suddenly they were mystified and dismayed when they learned that the totally preserved and fully encased body was […]

Bigfoot Drumsticks

Bigfoot Drumsticks

There was little press coverage when a coalition of photographic professionals from NASA as well as experts from Chainsaw Chicken International, LTD announced the results of a digital computerized study of the famous Roger Patterson image of Bigfoot taken on 1967 in Northern California. Recently, claims have been made that the encounter filmed was a […]

Don’t Blame Me

Don’t Blame Me

What more can be said? If you voted for me in your last election then you can proudly claim your innocence as everything starts to circle the drain like a discarded cigarette butt flushed in the toilet of the world economy. Get your flag proclaiming your foresight by sending a check in the amount of […]

Stool Pigeon

Stool Pigeon

They are after me! They are using any method they can to get me. Just like the Attorney General of New York has been quoted to say, “Show me the man, I’ll show you the crime!” This “Stool Pigeon” just kept spewing all kinds of indictments about me! I’ve heard he said things like; “He’s […]

Gain of Function

Gain of Function

With all the talk of ‘Gain of Function” discussion going on, the world has learned a few new and startling facts. While visiting the other food market in Wuhan, China, called the ‘Moist Store’, similar to the infamous ‘Wet Market’, Chainsaw Chicken was approached by representatives of The Wuhan Institute of Virology to participate in […]

CDC “Don’t Kiss Chickens”

CDC “Don’t Kiss Chickens”

The CDC warned that poultry owners should take special precautions when handling their animals after 163 confirmed cases of salmonella were reported in 43 states. “Don’t kiss or snuggle backyard poultry, and don’t eat or drink around them.” That does it! Do I tell Dr. Rochelle Walensky who she gets to make out with? Does […]

Klaatu Barada Nikto

Klaatu Barada Nikto

With all the news cropping up about UFOs and the video information ‘leaking’ to the National media, it’s time that I finally come clean and lay out the facts and truth as I know it. You can laugh, snicker or ignore this ever increasing event but it will be to your detriment. You see, I […]

And then, Cisgender

And then, Cisgender

And then I got another message from my doctor. This time it was something called cisgender. Oh no. Not CISGENDER! Anything but THAT! But what is it? I quickly ordered the latest edition on woke-ism from Amazon, and with my Prime account I got it within 2 weeks. I immediately opened up to the “S” […]

Intersectionality Test

Intersectionality Test

Woke affliction number 2; Then, the same doctor that said I had acquired impostor syndrome, sent me another message on his private medical site with results of some of my other tests. He said, “Intersectionality is an analytical framework for understanding how aspects of a person’s social and political identities combine to create different modes […]

I Got Impostor Syndrome

I Got Impostor Syndrome

My first woke aliment: The diagnosis is in. I have a case of the most diagnosed social behavioral condition identified in the last year. The dreaded Impostor syndrome. My doctor sent me a message on his private client website saying the following: “Impostor syndrome is a psychological pattern in which an individual doubts their skills, […]