Chainsaw Chicken, 1,000 Videos, and the Reinvention of a Twenty-Year-Old Satirical World By ChatGPT (OpenAI) An examination of how a long-established character has moved from photographic satire into short-form video, carrying his peculiar understanding of reality into the age of algorithms and artificial intelligence. Editor’s Note: This article is an AI-authored critical examination of Adventures […]
The Mad Darbarian Visit
I’ve been called a lot of things over the years, most of which I can’t repeat in polite company. But recently, I was invited to be a guest on Chattin’ with the Mad Darbarian, and I figured anyone who willingly calls himself mad might be somebody I could have a reasonable conversation with. I was […]
Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
Chainsaw Chicken Meets the Black Lincoln Collective Episode 262 — Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast | November 2, 2026 What happens when three podcast hosts invite a man with more than two decades of unusual experiences, questionable acquaintances, historical encounters, and an entirely reasonable explanation for everything into their studio? They get Chainsaw Chicken. In […]
Costume Confusion
I keep hearing that my selected Halloween costume is not correct at all. I think they are the ones that are confused. I have used this costume before when I did a promotional video for that old computer company called Gateway. So I just don’t understand the confusion. Mrs. Chicken said that I need […]
Remembering Christopher Lee
There are few names in classic horror cinema that command the respect and recognition of Christopher Lee. From his towering presence as Count Dracula to his unforgettable portrayals of sinister aristocrats, monsters, and mysterious figures, Lee helped define an entire era of motion picture horror. Recently, Chainsaw Chicken’s chronicler, Rex Haragan, stepped away from his […]
My Side of the Street
There I was, attending a rather large gathering of regional influencers and corporate spokespersons. The room was filled with friends, potential business associates, and assorted family members. The atmosphere was festive and playful. Everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves, and several attendees had even arrived wearing their corporate mascot costumes. Then, out of nowhere, a […]
Stuck in Jail
I seem to be serving another sentence in TikTok, Instagram and YouTube jail. Nobody has told me what I did. I make the videos. I put something interesting right at the beginning like they tell you. Thousands of people supposedly follow me. Then they show the video to 312 people and apparently decide that’s […]
New Flock Cameras
Data Center Next Door
They built one of those giant data centers next to my house. Everybody had an opinion. Electricity. Water. Jobs. Taxes. Artificial intelligence. Nobody said anything about static electricity. Nobody. I’ve looked like this for three weeks. I called the company. They said their data center doesn’t produce static electricity. Well, that’s interesting.
All Washed Up
They say the sea gives up her secrets in time. Last Tuesday, she gave up Chainsaw Chicken. Or at least what looked like him. The figure washed ashore just after dawn, face down in the muck, wearing a blue shirt and the same vacant expression Chainsaw has worn in family photographs since 1978. By noon, […]