There I was, at the window, making a deposit to my account at the Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd credit union, when two masked men came in to rob the bank. It was so frightful! One of the desperadoes stood right behind me! His gun pointed at employees. He shouted “This is a robbery! Everyone do […]
Cannibals Ate My Uncle, too
The world was horrified when President Biden announced that his uncle Bosie was eaten by cannibals! The question swirls around… “Was he a soccer player crashed in the Andres?”. “Did he meet with Hannibal Lector?”. Was he part of crew with journalist Henry Stanley locating the missing missionary David Livingstone in deepest, darkest Africa […]
Your Secret Email Needs
Are you in the need for a secret email account? Something that is just for you, keeping those pesky wives, girlfriends and government agencies out of your hair? We invite you to check out the email services offered by Robert L. Peters, Robin Ware and JRB Ware. These are the alias names our fearless leader […]
Google Gemini Fowled Up
Google said it plans to relaunch its artificial intelligence image generation software within the next few weeks after taking it offline in response to an uproar over what critics called “absurdly woke” depictions of historical scenes. Though the Gemini chatbot remains up and running, Google paused its image AI feature last week after it generated […]
Chainsaw Returns to Davos
Chainsaw Returns to Davos to market his offerings of Carbon indulgences. When asked how he eplains these indulgences, Chainsaw replied ” When I pay for my fuel for my plane, the act of paying for the aviation diesel is my purchasing offsets, so I can use my plane as I like. I have offset the […]
Chainsaw Acts in “Blackwing”
As Broadway struggles to return to it’s height since COVID, the latest hit is “Blackwing”. It’s the story of an outsider seeking acceptance in an obviously different community. Who would be a better player for this roll than Chainsaw Chicken. He constantly battles with oppression, injustice and preconceive ideas.
Dark Clouds Looming
The dark clouds are looming as to the chances of Chainsaw being able to participate in the Presidential debates. The rules of the debate state that the candidate must have ranking in the polls AND raise Three Million dollars in contributions. The popularity is not a problem but the money seems excessive. To deal with […]
Fake Chicken or Fake Beef?
With the new technologies to hit the consumer market, it’s not as tough as the scientists and officials claim to see the difference between real or fake meat. “Don’t believe your lying eyes!” some have said. “You won’t tell the difference.” Please focus on the picture. Tell me you don’t see that is not me, […]
Google Still Blocking
Chainsaw Spotted
Chainsaw Chicken was spotted outside the home of Taylor Swift apparently wearing a scarf from Miss Swift’s collection. Reportedly there for a private screening for friends of her new upcoming movie “THE ERAS TOUR“. It was also reported that Travis Kelce and Chainsaw got into a heated dispute about Kelce blocking the bean dip. Most […]