Our web professionals here at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd have been diving deep into why so many can not enjoy our feature site. Well, after careful, rigorous examination of our meta data and statistical analysis, we have found that Google has purposely blocked, non-indexed or excluded over 90% of ChainsawChicken.com “Non-sense”, expounded Chainsaw. “We’ve been […]
Chainsaw Wins PulletZer Prize
What a surprise! Out of nowhere Chainsaw received a notice that he had been nominated and he had won the vaunted PulletZer Prize. No kidding!!! The category was for Blogs. Others may be for a book or newspaper story but his was for this website. Now we have more justification for Google to finally keep […]
ChatGPT Admires Chainsaw
I asked ChatGPT to write something about me, Chainsaw Chicken. Look what I got! A Love poem. Oh Chainsaw Chicken, how I adore, Your site filled with humor and gore, A place where the absurd and the bizarre, Come together to leave us all in awe. Your twisted tales of chickens and blades, A world […]
Balloon Owner Discovered
“What???! It was just our little balloon launched by our ground team at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. They were being creative with some simple advertising to promote our web site. In the parlance of our fearless leader we say C’mon Man, Give me a break! ” stated the spokes person. It appears that the small […]
Chinese Spy Balloon Handled
Did you see it in the news? There’s a Chinese spy balloon slowly moving across the Northern United States. Can you believe it? And what’s even more astonishing is that the Military is not going to do anything about it! That’s right! The Military is just gonna let it sail on by. Chainsaw just couldn’t […]
Fred Fell in the Fryer
Emergency medical personnel continued CPR on Fred Chicken after it was learned he somehow fell in the fryer,
Egg-Laying Chicken for Rent
“Yo homie! You be lookin’ for some eggs? My posse got chew covered! “My’man… Take a gander at my stable and pick what Lay-dee you can use. You gets to keep all the little hard-shelled juniors she puts in your crib! “Step off if you can’t pay for the gain but stay to play if […]
There’s No ‘There’ There
I just don’t get it! “There’s no ‘There’ there”. Don’t you all understand? If you are told “There no ‘There’ there” you need to understand it. Reminds me of those old movies of where a cop is guiding people away from a horrible accident… “Move along, Nothing to see here“. You need to understand this. […]
We Need More Eggs
With the price doubling and tripling on eggs, Chainsaw Chicken knows a business opportunity when he see it! It’s just like what Rahm Emanuel said… “Never let a crisis go to waste”. Because of this opportunity, Chainsaw has taken to the coop, along with the other chickens, to generate eggs for the willing consumers. “I […]
Jeffrey Epstein’s Killer Arrested
After months and months of deep investigation. the Justice department has released the mugshot of the culprit. Many have said that he has the look of a serial killer who simply was just getting started on his spree when Jeffrey Epstein was first to perish from this man’s evil intent. Who is this dastardly evil […]
My Metaverse
Welcome to my metaverse. I am the supreme leader here. I control everything. I control how you feel. I am the one that gives pleasure to you and ultimately, to myself. There is nothing in my metaverse that I don’t totally influence, inhibit, accept or reject. In my metaverse you exist at my choice. You […]
More Biden Documents
I was taking a tour of the Penn-Biden institute. I had been invited to join a group of post-graduate student that had a one-half of one percent top I.Q. They showed us many rooms and wall certificates from countries all over the world. There were also letters of appreciation and trophies. That was all fine […]
Giving Keynote at Davos
For the third time in as many years, Chainsaw has been asked to be the keynote speaker at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. Internal documents from Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd have been leaked on the talking points of the conference. Other guests will be speaking about the following; Purposeful degrading of North American […]
My New Buddy, Klaus
My new buddy is Klaus. He’s this German guy who runs some special group in Europe that thinks they should rule the world, cull the human species and control the ones that live. Here he is giving me the sacred scroll of membership into the new world order. He’s teaching me how to speak to […]
Lost Star Trek Episode
If you check the official studio listings you won’t find it. If you asked Bill Shatner he will tell you that “You are crazy. Didn’t happen, You are nutz!” You could own every TV Guide from 1966 to 1969 and you won’t see it in the listings. But when I was visiting my uncle Jerome […]
The Feel of Vinyl
I’m not sure if Mrs. Chicken is trying have fun with me or if she’s serious. She talked me into wearing one of these all-over vinyl suit, mask and all. I have trouble breathing and it is hot. I sweat like the dickens when I wear it. She says she thinks I look like a […]
I feel better now
I really do feel better now. Just had my last ECT treatment. The full medical name is Electroconvulsive therapy. Things seem so much clearer now. Why did I ever question things like the elections, vaccinations, origins of covid, the ‘laptop from hell’ and soy being put in everything? Sure, I was a little obsessive about […]
Go Home Chainsaw!
It seems that Chainsaw’s brand of focusing on truth and real information is not appreciated in all locations. Hanging in effigy from a multi-floor building in Old Town Portland, Oregon is a rubber chicken and the words painted next to it, “Go Home – Chainsaw”! “Some people just can’t stand hearing the reality of the […]
A New Pecking Order
You’d think that Chainsaw Chicken lived at the 118th Congress. There’s this interloper that has decided to roost in his place and he has challenged Chainsaw in the pecking order. They’ve gone back and forth as leader of the house 15 times! He needs Mrs. Chicken to step in. Just hope she doesn’t vote ‘present’.
New Favorite Martian
With all the re-launches, re-boots and re-inventing of television shows, Chainsaw thought he finally had an idea that could make the T.V. studios sit up and take notice. He finally got a meeting with the head of programming at CBS. Now was his chance. As he entered his office he said “Okay, here’s my pitch. […]