New dates have been announced for ‘the Mike the Headless Chicken Festival‘ held annually in Fruita, Colorado. This year, they have moved from the weekend after Memorial Day to August 27th and 28th. This festival celebrates a strange event. After Mike went through the event of being slaughtered with head removal, Mike miraculously continued to […]
That’s IT!
Gee Wiz! I better have a good excuse this time! I mean…. What’s a guy suppose to do? Look, here it is. It’s like this. I come home from a hard day’s work, I get out of the car, glancing at the mail and begin to see my cloths all over the yard. I reacted […]
Stanley was always a nut!
Stanley Chicken was such a comedic child. Always going for the joke, the punchline. Here he is with his Auntie Griselda during a wedding of her daughter to some ‘turkey’ that lasted only a few years. It was a big shift in the family over the wedding. But leave it to Stanley, he tried any […]
Death of Shorty
Shorty was the kindest of the kind. He owned ‘Shorty’s Bar and Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico‘. Mrs. Chicken and I used to go there after a movie when we were dating. We learned that we have lost Shorty to a pack of wild dogs. We saw it as the computer camera started a per-scheduled Zoom […]
Season 1, Ep 28
“The Special One” Episode Synopsis: The parents of a child science prodigy are approached by a mysterious official called Mr. Pollo Chick, who offers to give him special private tutoring. Unknown to them, Mr. Pollo Chick is an alien who wants to use their son’s talents for evil. Seems only natural that this evil incarnation […]
Cranial-Rectal Inversion
Emergency services were called today to give assistance to one of my cousins, Hardwick Chicken. There was an unfortunate accident. It seems that Hardwick, while stepping out of the shower and drying off was approached by his dog. Feeling in an unusually frisky mood, decided to chase after the dog, playfully pulling on his tail, […]
INGSOC is Really CHICKENS
Many have seen the portrait of INGSOC on the banners and flags in the near-future docu-drama entitled ‘1984’, written by George Orwell, who’s real name was Eric Blair. Some have asked what INGSOC means? Well, Nancy… if you google the term, you learn that on wikipedofile says it supposedly means “a syllabic abbreviation for English […]
Welcome to Mars!
All the hoopla, the spectacle, the achievement… I have been on Mars for months! I’m one of the forward observers from my enlistment in Space Force. I am the negotiator for the America First Program to the ‘little green men’. They are little but they are not always ‘green’ and I have no indications that […]
Transhumanism for me!
Transhumanism is devoted to promoting the research and development of robust human-enhancement technologies. Such technologies, by merging with Artificial Intelligence sometimes call A.I., would increase human sensory reception, emotive ability, or cognitive capacity as well as radically improve human health and extend human life spans. That’s for me! With the average life span of a […]
Go Ahead- Make My Day
I will never forget when I got to play one of the kids on the school bus during the climax situation in the movie ‘Dirty Harry‘. I was so excited! I was always around the set several days before shooting my scene. I was even able to grab Harry Guardino’s copy of the script when […]