Chick-Jong-Phew, (seen here with the official country haircut), Supreme Leader of North Korea, appear at the same time as the US presidential swearing in, held a military test-firing of that country’s largest-ever intercontinental ballistic missile, ‘Zypie Whon Ver 2.0’. North Korea’s ‘minister of things that go up’ stated this super-high performance bottle rocket improvement now […]
Say the Magic Word
“Say the magic word and win $100 dollars” Famous words always announced by Groucho Marx as he began his show ‘You bet your life’. Back in the ’50’s when his program was so popular, there was bonus when someone said whatever the selected “magic word” was in conversation, then a bird would drop. What bird? […]
Tom Buys Chickens
Tom Cruise has shelled out “huge sums” for two high-tech robots to enforce coronavirus safety protocols on the set of “Mission: Impossible 7” – and also administer spot tests to the crew, according to a report. These robots were purchased from ArmorGallus, LLC (a sub-division of Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd.). These are non-lethal versions of […]
Ohio State Mixer
Try as he does, Buford Chicken, a freshman, attempts to win the attentions of some typical women attending the campus mixer at Iowa State annex of the local Community College. Maybe he should not have offered her yet another vodka and hot double chocolate drink with mint marshmallows? Hangin’ with Elton […]
Dems Want More
Democrats feel that even the 30,000 armed National Guard troops surrounding Washington D.C. for the Biden inaugural ceremonies on January 20th are not enough. A call has been sent to Maj. Truman ‘Scuffy’ Chicken, brother to Chainsaw Chicken, to fly his Fairchild A-10 Warthog overhead the Capital to ensure a ‘peaceful transition’ when the reins […]
New Mars Face Seen
With the new offerings of image enhancements from the Chinese Government (by way of an American software developer, farming out work to cheaper Indian computer techs using Chinese monitored Zoom calls review the project). The images and mapping was re-fed through the computers with the more sensitive enhanced software. ‘Looky-looky what we found on the […]
BidenCare Czar
Today, Joe announced to the world that in an effort to be able to provide health care to all occupants within the borders of these United States, legally or with ‘voluntary entry’, the duty’s will be going to tribal medicine man Chicka Boom Swalilly from the nation of Chickestan. Swalilly, after leaving his leadership position […]
The Lonely Chick
Trapped with nowhere to turn in the barn, life is changing beyond my control, causing this deep ache in the bottom of my feathered soul. Someone else is moving my things, oh to fly, oh for my Chicken’s wings. Escape, I want to dig myself out of the barn, filled with despair, filled with doubt […]
New Sponsorship
It is with pride that Chainsaw Chicken announces that he has been selected to be the on screen and on web video spokesman- – – ah spokesperson? No it would be , ah… spokes guy, Naw… Wrong pronoun. How about just representative? Ok… Again It is with pride… wait… can I say pride? That conjures […]
Kung Poo
Kung Poo Chicken, the Legend Continues. Few have not heard of the easy spirited, soft-spoken, peace-loving Shaolin monk named Kwai Chang Caine, traveling through the Old West. The show made famous in the 70’s was based on the journaled writings of the real Kung Poo Chicken. Translated from traditional Chinese to Hebrew by a wandering […]