Finally, a Museum That Gets Me I didn’t expect much when I saw the flyer stapled to a power pole near the dog park. 3D Digital Chainsaw Museum Opening Now. I figured it was another poorly thought-out escape room concept or maybe a hardware store trying to be edgy. But curiosity (and the smell of […]
“Steamboat Chicken” Cartoon
A 1928 animated short featuring the first appearance of Mickey Mouse enters public domain on Jan. 1. But creative and commercial access to the character is complicated by both copyright and trademark law. So Chainsaw, like so many others, have side-stepped these complications to leverage the original concept while maximizing the superior interjection of himself. […]
Celebrating Our New Brewery
Have you heard the news? Chainsaw Chicken, along with his many relatives, have opened a new brewery launching their line of beer called Chicken Brew. “It’s a new twist on the heavily consumed beverage market in North America” states Chainsaw. He continues, “After the people’s burden with scare tactics of Covid, H1N1 Swine Flu, Chicken […]
Yet Another ’86’ Posting…
I was just leisurely walking around my neighborhood. “What a wonderful day,” I said out loud, enjoying the warm spring sunshine as it warmed my beak. As I passed the house of the neighbor I don’t get along with—the one who lets his many cats roam freely—I glanced at the kids’ sandbox. To my surprise, […]
Free Website
Yes, it’s actually free. I jumped on it because any time there is something like this is out there, someone will try to grab my name and pose as they are Chainsaw Chicken. But you could grab a site for your hobby, interest or your attempt to try to impersonate me if you think you […]
Push Button Husband
Mrs. Chicken sighed the way only a long-suffering spouse can. “You know, Chainsaw, living with you is like living with one of those new gadgets.” I perked up. “High-tech? Advanced? A marvel of modern design?” She gave me that flat stare over her glasses.“No. Tap-and-go. Push button. That’s it. There’s no mystery left. You’re predictable. […]
Tenor Emoji Star
Chainsaw Chicken has been made a star on Tenor. Not sure what Tenor is? It’s a premier Emoji element option when you send text messages. Thousands of text messages now use the images favored by people wanting superior graphics in their plain ol’ text message. Thousands use Chainsaw images. Notice no one wants to use […]
Meghan Markle asks Chainsaw
“Please, Chainsaw, you’re my only hope,” She said it with that same wide grin—like a bake-off queen about to announce she accidentally added salt instead of sugar. Except this wasn’t Star Wars, and she wasn’t asking for a droid with a message. She was begging for an audience. “Chainsaw,” she pleaded, “I’ve tried everything. A […]
I call him Ricky… Ricky Rat
Let me introduce you to Ricky… Ricky Rat. Ricky and I go way back. All the way back to when I realized that I was someone special. Not someone that rides the special bus, just someone special. When I was having my crisis of consciences with the debate about my identity, my alter ego decided […]
New TicTok Bidder
Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd had thrown in a last minute bid to acquire the platform called TicTok and make it a totally domestic. His entry has thrown the high-tech world into a panic, Questions started swirling.Tim Cook from Apple Inc. “Who is this Chainsaw guy?” Others like Mark Zuckerberg from Facebook/Meta stated, “I don’t find […]