Everyone has seen the booking photo of Donald Trump. Many have seen Rudolph Giuliani’s picture has well. But that’s just two of the twenty that were also charged. Seem Chainsaw was one of the last that were caught up in the sweep. But what was Chainsaw accursed of perpetrating? Not any of the election interference. […]
Secret Service closes probe
The Secret Service is giving up on the mysterious White House cocaine (TNS) – The U.S. Secret Service has closed its probe into cocaine discovered at the White House without identifying a suspect. The agency said Thursday that it had conducted a “methodical review,” including identifying several hundred people who may have accessed the area […]
KFC Payback with Wasabi
I guess this American KFC Tweet relayed through a Japanese Tweet is some sort of a compliment idolizing myself. A clumsy attempt to piggy-back on my popularity. But… Remember that age old maxim… “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” ― Oscar Wilde Remember Oscar Wilde? He was found […]
Tribute Prequel
Toonpool.com has a cartoon, apparently an attempt to be a prequel of the creation of Chainsaw Chicken. How did they know of Chainsaw Chicken when this cartoon was created? Possible a Ouija board, a drunken stupor or some psychic vision. Regardless, their illustration simultaneously predicted a dawning of this social influencer. Little did they know […]
Egg Donation Clinic
With the caring and compassion of any thoughtful person, Chainsaw has made an appointment at the local Egg Donation and Implantation offices. The office waiting room was mostly filled with wanting recipients of donated eggs. His goal is to share his eggs with those less fortunate. Sure, he is rewarded for this venture but that’s […]
Serial Killer Still Killing
When you think of the most notorious slaughter crimes in the U.S, you think of the Black Dalia Murder, Leopold and Lobe, The Zodiac Killer, Jeffery Dahmer or Ed Gein. But now there’s a new killer on the list. The Chicken Plucker Murderer! Another victim was found with the same usual M O . Just […]
Merger Signed
In the bustling city of Megapolis, two vastly different companies were about to embark on an unexpected journey that would forever change the landscape of their industries. On one side was Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd., a renowned global sarcasm website known for its finger-in-the-eye humor, and on the other was Toylandia, a whimsical toy company […]
Puttin’ on the Dog
Taking a stroll outside Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. headquarters, Chainsaw is ready for the paparazzi chasing and persecuting him because his image is worth so much to the 4th estate. Let’s hope that it doesn’t end in a two hour chase through one of the most populated cities during rush hour where multiple accidents and […]
Chainsaw Runs For President
Chainsaw announced today that he is throwing his hat into the ring as a candidate for nomination of the Uniparty ticket for President. The Uniparty is a blend of Republican and Democrat parties where the planks of the party platform are meaningless and the members simply run to benefit themselves rather than the constituents that […]
Commodore Chicken
The creator of Apple computer products, Steve Jobs and the robotic creator of the line of home computers named after him, Commodore Chicken, listened intensely to Bill Gates. He’s the creator of Microsoft. They hung on every word and phrase as Bill outlined his plans for the rest of the world. “I am going to […]