October 7th, 2000. The night before the final debate between Vice President Al Gore and George Bush. The training and practice debating was at a fevered pitch. Earlier in the week Gore had been accused in several editorial columns that his performance in the previous debates were ‘wooden and too dispassionate’. Gore began to explore […]
My Own Nuc Sub
While the other kids on my block were building forts from cardboard and blankets, Chickpea Chicken had saved his allowance for weeks and finally purchased his own Polaris Submarine. Floating in our 4 foot by 40 feet above ground pool, the skimmer pump float was used to to provide air to the sub underwater. When […]
你要知道 Hunter…
你要知道 is tranlated from Chinese to English as “You must know”. And Hunter, you must know we need to keep your laptop from becoming available to the public. Oh, your cigarette is out… Let me fire you up. Anyway, the deals I have orchestrated here in this province must not get out to the public. […]
An Early Admirer
The idea, the concept, the notion of being like Chainsaw Chicken has been around for decades. In point of fact, before chainsaws were invented, the name Bucksaw Chicken was used. Here we see an early photo of a devoted worshiper emulating the craze of being Bucksaw Chicken. With the advent of the smaller, capable engine […]
Alec’s Wing Hold
Chainsaw simply has no tack. He went right up to Mr. Baldwin and asked him about his Spanish wife ‘Hilarious’ and the questions about the authenticity of her claims of being from the Mallorca. Well, Alec took it all wrong (again) and showed Chainsaw his new restraint hold he learned in his Combat Tai bo […]
Chow Mein Chicken
U.S. intelligence officials said that Christine Swallowswell Fang, the alleged Chinese operative, cozied up to multiple politicians in the California Bay Area between 2011 and 2015 at the direction of China’s Ministry of State Security. We’ve all heard about this report but who were the other politicians that receive the “cozie treatment”? We now know […]
Mandalorian Replacement
With the massive interest in the “baby yoda” character from the popular Star Wars spin-off, “The Mandalorian”, production of Season 3 was halted when an injunction was filed again Disney by the trustees of the muppet creators, Frank Oz Trust Corp because of alleged copyright infringement. Their point in the suit is that “Star Wars/Disney […]
Keeping Holidays Safe
Reserve office Brownfinger Chicken volunteered to assist in helping keep your Thanksgiving and Christmas gatherings safe by enforcing the State’s policy of limiting your gatherings to 6 people, preferably from your own household. This socially woke crew randomly patrols, looking for homes that appear to have a slightly excessive amount of cars in the driveway. […]
New Chicken Part Offered
Seems KFC (Kentucky Fried Cousins) is offering a new chicken part to customers. Now we need to try to identify it. It has me baffled. It’s not a chicken beak, or chicken feet like those people in Asia seem to like, so what is it? I heard a suggestion that it was the last part […]
Build Back Better???
I am curious as to why so many governments around the world are all chanting the same slogan… Is it a mantra? Are they all working together? Is there something that links all these governments together? Some common goal? Naw… Stop being so conspiratorial… Sit back and relax. Chill. Stare into my image and say […]