With the swelling of revisionist history like removing the ‘stars and bars’ from the Confederate States and statues of ex-slave owners, the final approval has been reached by the Obama Administration, US Parks and Recreation Department and the St. Paul Junior College Art Department to replace George Washington with Chainsaw Chicken. The historical site will […]
Tonto Reveals All
On a 2013 episode of The Late Show with Burt Bucky, Burt did a sketch in which he interviewed Johnny Depp — who wore a chicken on his head in homage to Chainsaw Chicken — for a new job at the WB. Speaking in his Tonto verbiage he said, “I work 30 years as faithful […]
Widows and Orphans
President Barack Obama slammed some Republican lawmakers and governors Tuesday for their refusal to admit Syrian refugees, saying they are “scared of widows and 3-year-old orphans.”
WARNING NOTICE TO ISIS
Not all are passive in the United States. If you start pulling the assaults here like you have in other major cities around the world, you WILL see a difference. In total numbers, the civilian population that is armed within the United States would make the second largest army in the world. Now I, Chainsaw […]
Hitler at the Reichstag
Cuz Can-yea
That’s my 2nd cuz. Can-yea Chickin. He always went for the chicks with the ‘extra assets’. But I’ve always lived by the words of Groucho Marx when he spoke about his sister Polly… “She wasn’t a bad looking girl, but her rear end stuck way out. You could play pinochle on her rear end”. Who’s […]
Final Star Wars Trailer
Many of the secrets of the next Star Wars release called “The Force Awakens” have been backdoor-ed and released to the public who are clamoring for tidbits of this movie. George Lucas finally decided to do a major release in an attempt to dis-inform the public of what to expect. A second team of movie […]
Twilight Zone Act
Popular in the theaters with vaudeville acts, ‘Smoky’ Chicken and his ventriloquist puppet companion ‘Hambone’ would do a mockery of the new and upcoming contraption called ‘film projection’ being displayed at some parlors. However, it would never work. Their famous high point in the act was to imitate a projectionist as the film breaks. Hambone […]
Nicole Files For Divorce!
Nicole Kidman Is Fed Up With Keith And She Takes The Kids! You’ll Never Believe Why They Split! His initials are Chainsaw Chicken!!! Oh, that not initials…Sorry. https://chainsawchicken.com/2021/08/10/dc-comics-retreading/
