In a surprise ceremony at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd, Chainsaw was so astonished to learn that he had been awarded the honors of a 33rd Degree Freemason of the Scottish Rite. With that, comes membership in the Illuminati as well as New World Order using Build Back Better. Who would have known that the lunch […]
Black Moon Cult on Parade
Chainsaw Chicken is a dedicated cult member of the mysterious and elite ‘Black Moon’ society, where he recently reached the hallowed rank of “Lamp Wick” after many arduous years toiling as a “Grease Lug”. To the casual observer, these ranks may sound like items found at a low-end hardware store, but to the initiated, they […]