Darth Chicken has returned to the Oval Office to make some adjustments and fine tuning. “Just a small adjustment with this tiny dial… THERE! Now! That should shorten the lag time between questions and answers… Okay, now for the sleepiness during the day. I am turning up the alertness throttle stop. Almost there… ahhhh…DONE! Now…I […]
Biden’s First Presser
Today I tried the new drinking game that is centered around President Biden’s speeches. It works like this. Every time Uncle Joe uses the words, ‘Look’, ‘It’s like this’, ‘c’mon man’ or ‘Give me a break’, you have to take a drink. We were going to do a drink every time he says ‘Uhh’ or […]