An Announcement that stunned the morning entertainment world was released today. Chainsaw Chicken witll be replacing Kelly Ripa on “Live”. The morning talk show was made famous by Regis Francis Xavier Philbin and Kathie Lee Gifford (1985-2000). A tantrum has been brewing between the current hosts, Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan. Rather than giving into […]
Original Star Wars Cast
This is a publicity photo of the originally selected cast of Star Wars before primary shooting began. Chainsaw Chicken was the first selection to play Luke Skywalker. A contract dispute caused him to give up the part.
Proposal to Casey
Yes, the word is out and it is better to get in front of it. Chainsaw Chicken officially announces that he proposed to Casey Anthony. He did this soon after she assumed that he may be father of her current pregnancy Rumor flew around the last time she gave birth (probably from Chainsaw again) that […]
Love At First Sight
On the set of the new movie announced staring Pocatello Chicken, Chainsaw’s nephew whom is a struggling actor finally getting his break. In a scene from the first trailer released shows Jennifer Lopez seated on the street from an apparent chance collision with Pocatello Chicken and their eyes lock in instant love ( on screen, […]
Brighten The Day
Yes… Ritalin will brighten your day! It will be so bright that your brain will need extra-dark sunglasses!!! If you feel your ‘inner chicken’ needs brightened, ask your doctor for an adult size dose of Ritalin. You’re probably gonna have these Side Effects Addiction, (duh) Nervousness including agitation, AnXiEtY and irritability Trouble sleeping (when’s my […]