As the USA and much of the free world celebrates the inauguration of President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. and Vice-President Kamala Devi Harris (she even wore a dress), Chainsaw Chicken has commissioned a traditional celebration dinner.

Invited are the new President and Vice-President, the First Lady Dr. Jill ‘Kildare‘ Tracy Biden (née Jacobs, formerly Stevenson) as well as the previous Presidents and their wives – – – oh darn, New Speak… I mean partners..? Mates???

Also invited was People’s Republic of China General SecretaryXi Jinping .  He is also the President /Military Chairman as well as Joe Biden’s son Hunter.

Dinner includes kung pow pork belly buns with green mango, moo shu pancakes, fly boys, Wuhan shrimp, pangolin ribs, bat wing soup and Thousand year old eggs.

No chicken was served for obvious reasons. Turkey is the mandatory substitute.

Hail Biden!

 

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