Help Wanted:
We are growing into a woke company and we are now accepting applications for the position of Regional Organic Media Agitator.
Applicants for this entry-level position need to possess the following skills and requirements;
- Successfully completed bachelor-level accreditation in social awareness
- Have social media account that we can inspect and quantify the amount of wokeness
- Willing to work flexible hours during morning and evening optimum drive time
- Able to work in all weather conditions
- Will adhere to all unity and enforcement of new and update Covid beliefs
- Willing to allow us to screen your TV habits in an effort to prove you don’t watch conservative TV
- Willing to enter into a probation trial period to avoid the mandatory new $15/hr minimum wage.
Please forward your resume to our email address. ChainsawChicken@ChainsawChicken.com
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