Help Wanted:

We are growing into a woke company and we are now accepting applications for the position of Regional Organic Media Agitator.

Applicants for this entry-level position need to possess the following skills and requirements;

  1. Successfully completed bachelor-level accreditation in social awareness
  2. Have social media account that we can inspect and quantify the amount of wokeness
  3. Willing to work flexible hours during morning and evening optimum drive time
  4. Able to work in all weather conditions
  5. Will adhere to all unity and enforcement of new and update Covid beliefs
  6. Willing to allow us to screen your TV habits in an effort to prove you don’t watch conservative TV
  7. Willing to enter into a probation trial period to avoid the mandatory new $15/hr minimum wage.

Please forward your resume to our email address. ChainsawChicken@ChainsawChicken.com