After all the hoopla about shutting down oil and gas production within the USA, Chainsaw decided he would take steps to ‘do his bit’ about energy.
He converted his bicycle with a generator integrated into a rear-wheel stand that connects to a battery storage device.
“I can peddle for about 6 hours a day and store enough power to watch my favorite comedy on cable, the “Don Lemon Show’. It’s a roller coaster of humor and very realistic fear that he generates”.
He added, “There’s also a 2 hour CNN special on tonight about ‘How to identify a seditionist’. I don’t want to miss it”.
Note: You might want to make sure your generator is actually plugged in.
Hi, will my adult tricycle be able to do that too?
If I exercise that much I will double my carbon footprint with the methane I fart out.
If I can exhaust my Honda 650, I will charge everything in about 5 mins flat!
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All in favor of the Chainsaw Chicken Party raise your left arm and shout….wait, I think that’s already taken. Never mind. Anyway Chainsaw – you da bestest!