I am not happy with what the ‘woke‘ culture is now suggesting to replace the ‘out of favor’ Mr. Potato Head.
In all their wisdom, it has now been suggested that they use the de-feathered, gutted and cleaned carcass of one of my relatives as the foundation to stick their add-on plastic parts in an attempt to fashion a humorous face that children can play with.
As I said, I am not happy at all with this new ‘accepted’ practice. I think I even recognize the cousin in the picture, That’s cousin Zeke. He will be missed. He had a wonderful, playful personality. Now he has been reduced to a cadaver for childhood entertainment.
The whole thing stinks if you ask me. And it looks like Zeke has been out of refrigeration a little too long by judging of the blueish color of his flesh.
Hope this kit comes with some hand sanitizer for the kids gleefully enjoying Zeke’s lifeless body.
