After recent press news leaks, the elite Chicken assault team coined ‘The Cluck Commandos” has allowed the press to use their photos.

The ‘Cluck Commandos’ have been very effective against terrorists in areas around the world fighting against insurgents, rebels and disgruntled political opposition.

Who are the Cluck Commandos? They are a team of distant relatives within the family of the leader, Chainsaw Chicken (call sign Rambunctious).

There’s Matthew Chicken (known as Full Metal), Gilbert Rose Chicken (called Robo Chicken), Gordon Blue Chicken (sporting the name Brazos). The unconfirmed number of members of the group is 2 dozen.

Remember that time last year when there was a raid in Tanturkeystain? These are the boy’s that took care of that hideous, cold-hearten band of jihadist.

The ‘bad guys’ knew that it was the Cluck Commandos  that cleaned things up because they leave cards on each dead body saying “You were just ‘clucked’ by the ‘Clucked Commandos’, much love and kisses”.

The House of Representatives, along with the President’s staff have been pushing to have ‘The Cluck Commandos” be re-deployed domestically to hunt down and destroy  domestic terrorist groups that the media keeps insisting we are infested with, primarily TURKEY’s.

Turkeys appear to be the center of all issues the politicians and media are focusing on with the potential harm by their non-patriotic activities.

 

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