As crazy as it sounds, yes! Chainsaw Chicken was able to commandeer and abandoned Unidentified Flying Object left at a community playground in La Cross, Wisc.
“The technology is really something” stated Chainsaw. “It was disguised as playground equipment where children could crawl and pretend to fly away. But I figured out the method of ignition and steering plus the ability to close the holes in the body necessary for leaving our atmosphere.
I was able to start the craft with its’ ultra silent engine and compare stars with the rusty bolt pattern on the safety rails.
My next challenge is freeing the support legs from the concrete embedded bolts.”
Was it a balloon Biden shot down?
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