Mrs. Chicken and I need to thank you, Governor Cuomo. You have brought something special into our marriage without you even knowing us.
Last week I was sitting on the couch with Mrs. Chicken when she put her arm around my shoulders. I told her “that was no way to treat the Governor of this coup and that some of the staff might come in seeing this impropriety”.
Well, the response was like when you are trying to light a gas burner on your stove or BBQ as the gas continues to run until you finally cause a spark… W H O O S H ! Her pilot light got re-ignited in a BIG WAY!
Suddenly, she was singing love songs from ‘Peaches and Herb‘ while her hand had did much more than just brush against my tail feathers. She was actively combing them!
I reminded her that all the rooms in the Governors mansion were under video surveillance and it was like ANOTHER burner ignited and I only had one pot trying to boil, if you get my meaning.
After that, the room was spinning and things just became a blur. I woke up, half-way over the back of the couch and a note pinned to my shirt laying on the floor. All it said was, “Hey Gov…Can you can invite that cute guy in your accounting department over for dinner tomorrow?”
What have I created? I may have to resign.
I do not even know how I stopped up here, but I love it!
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So true, So true. I was telling Jeffery Toobin about this on our last Zoom call when we got disconnected…