The Tribe Has Spoken

Were you watching? It was the first episode of Survivor recently. It was like the 87th season or something. At least this time they didn’t drag out the same old tired winners from the past to recycle them through the grinder for another season of drama, strategy, lying, backstabbing and out-n-out greed.

Seems like the show is a natural for a team of democrats against an opposing team of republicans.

Alas, this season Jeff, with emerging mullet hairdo, took a ‘more woke’ point of view with the shows theme and contestants.

No more general references will be used like “Come on in, Guys”. Oh no! As it was described by one of the contestants, “There are blacks, Asian, bi’s, gays, transsexuals… We can’t use ‘guys’ any more”.  Despite the fact that using “Guys” is, or was, a common phrase expressed for the common collective of those listening. It’s been said for literally decades.

So with the group of woke individuals, each trying to become a pop sensation of the moment, looked harshly at Chainsaw remaining in the tribe. “He’s a straight, non married breeder” whispered on tribal member recruiting others before the tribal consul. “He’s not like the rest of us or the kind of folks we know and love who would be watching us. Our actions and intolerance to this old white fool will be used to judge us after the season by the millions of our viewers as well as the executives at CBS. ”

With that, there wasn’t even a vote. All tribe members, the filming crew and some of the local natives of Fiji all shouted to have Chainsaw removed.

“Jeff simply snuffed his torch and said “The tribe and everyone have spoken. Now get your ass off this island. Swim away!”

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